Dick Quote #1317
Quote from Dick in Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary
Mary: Oh, oh. Here is an interesting little anthropological tidbit from this photographic mind of mine. Did you know that the anchovy was the staple food of the Phoenicians? [Dick signals for Mary to cut it out]
Larry: I didn't know that.
Mary: And they're so little.
Larry: Why don't we get a bottle of wine for the table.
Mary: Yes, a nice buttery chardonnay. Not too oaky.
Gwen: No, we wouldn't want it to be too oaky.
Dick: Mary, maybe you don't need anything to drink tonight.
Mary: What?!
Dick: Well, darling, you know how sleepy and long-winded wine makes you.
Gwen: No, actually, let's get a bottle of wine. [Mary chuckles] I feel like we're going to need it.
Dick: [faint chuckle] Good times.
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Quote from Sally
Sally: All right. What have we got, Tommy?
Tommy: The lady says she stepped out of the laundromat to get a coffee. When she returned, her slipcovers had been removed from the dryer and placed on the folding table. She also claims they were still wet.
Sally: Is this a fact, sir?
Mrs. Dubcek: He moved my stuff.
Sally: I am not talking to you.
Mrs. Dubcek: I'm saying, I went-
Sally: Zip it! Tommy... [clears throat] Why don't you tell our friend here the rules.
Tommy: The rules are: you are not to remove someone else's moist items from the dryer.
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was damp.
Sally: Don't pee on my shoes and tell me the washer's leaking.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was moist, ma'am.
Crowd: Ah.
Sally: What is the matter with these people?
Tommy: Beats me, ma'am.
Sally: You, buster, you better grow up. You owe this woman twenty minutes of drying time.
Mrs. Dubcek: I told you.
Sally: And you, young lady, you better drop that attitude. Here's a little piece of advice, you've heard this before: Colors fade but dumb is forever. Next! [slams fabric conditioner on the table]
Quote from Dick
Dick: Morning, Mary. Ah, I had a great time last night, didn't you?
Mary: No. Dick, I cannot do that again.
Dick: Oh, you're right. Next time, maybe we should all just stay home and have game night.
Mary: No. No offense, but I cannot spend another evening playing Chutes and Ladders with Sally, Tommy, and Harry.
Dick: What about Kerplunk?
Mary: No, Dick. We need to socialize with other people.
Dick: Right. What about Hungry, Hungry Hippos?