Dick Quote #1262
Quote from Dick in Dick and Tuck
Dick: Well, old face, this is the last time I'll be seeing you. I'd say good-bye, but good riddance is more like it. [chuckles] Look at this forehead. All mottled and wrinkled from years of tortured thoughts and and gentle ruminations. I'm certainly not going to miss that. Or this chin, for that matter, all scratched and scarred from shaving in a rush so often, trying to get to work on time or... or to Mary's house to pick her up for a date. I remember this one. I was rushing off to take her on a picnic. It started to rain, so we had to eat wet tuna sandwiches in an outhouse. That was so nice. So, good-bye, old chin. You'll be facing the laser soon. And good-bye to you, old nose. And take care, old ears. And you, too, old lips. And take care of yourselves... eyes. Oh, my God. What am I doing?
Dr. Lasker: All right, Dick, we're ready for you now.
Dick: Well, we're not ready for you!
Dr. Lasker: What?
Dick: I'm not gonna change this face! This face is a scrapbook dedicated to who I am, damn it! And, by God, I'm gorgeous!
Dr. Lasker: No, you're not.
Dick: Screw you!
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‘Dick and Tuck’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: How can you possibly say Harrison Ford is sexier than I am? I mean, just because he's got those incredible cheekbones and that perfectly chiseled jaw and those penetrating brown eyes that you... you could almost lose yourself in if you stare at them long enough... Whoa!
Mary: But I love you. See you, Dick.
Dick: [holds hand mirror in one hand and magazine in the other] Oh, my God! I'm hideous!
Quote from Nina
Dick: Nina, I just want you to know that after my surgery, I'm going to be devastatingly handsome. It's going to be very difficult for you to keep your hands off of me.
Nina: Oh, really?
Dick: But no matter how gorgeous I look, it'll still be me underneath, and, uh, I'm still not attracted to you.
Nina: And I just want you to know that if you never came out of anesthesia, that that would be okay with me.
Dick: Thank you. That is so sweet.
Quote from Sally
Sally: Unbelievable. Look at all these magazines. Everything revolves around the beautiful people. They have it all. I mean how are the rest of us supposed to compete?
Harry: Well, you got a big hunk of celery in your teeth, and that won't help.
Sally: Thanks. Look at this. Every beautiful woman is with a beautiful guy.
Harry: Yeah, we do tend to gravitate to our own kind.
Sally: Man, how did a gorgeous guy like Don end up with a double-bagger like me?
Harry: It's a brain-teaser.
Sally: It's wrong. It is wrong, Harry. I mean, this- This is the life Don should be living. He should be the dude with the hot babe on his shoulders. And he should be on the jet-ski with a menthol cigarette in his mouth but he's not. Because I'm draggin' him down. I'm draggin' my beautiful Donny down.
Harry: Mmm. You know, I didn't want to say anything, but you totally are.
Sally: Thanks, Harry. Now I know what to do.