Harry Quote #514

Quote from Harry in Episode I: The Baby Menace

Mary: Come on, Vicki, push.
Vicki Dubcek: I- I can't.
Mary: Yes, you can. Push.
Harry: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Maybe it doesn't wanna come out. Let's not rush things, okay? Here, let me just slide that right back in there for ya.
Vicki Dubcek: [hoarsely] You touch me you die! [snarls]


 ‘Episode I: The Baby Menace’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: It's amazing. After all these years, we've actually played a part in bringing a new life onto this planet.
Sally: This kid is gonna have so much that we never had. He'll actually grow up here. He won't make all the mistakes we made.
Dick: We didn't make a lot of mistakes.
Tommy: What are you talking about? Do you remember the time that we thought the phone was a fire alarm and any time someone called, we'd run outside in our underpants?
Harry: Or what about the time we tried to bust open the television set because we wanted to meet the Jeffersons?
Sally: Yeah, yeah, yeah! But Dick stopped us 'cause he didn't want the Flintstones to escape!
Dick: Yeah. Our modern world would have terrified them.
Sally: Yeah, but I mean, they already had cars. They were very evolved.

Quote from Dick

Sally: You disobeyed orders, mister.
Dick: I couldn't do it.
Sally: Fine. I'll kill him myself.
Dick: You can't kill him. You're the High Commander.
Sally: So?
Dick: High commanders are forbidden to kill. They're considered upper management.
Sally: Fine. I hereby make myself security officer.
Dick: So you're security officer and High Commander?
Sally: Okay. You're High Commander. I'm gonna go kill that guy.
Dick: Got it. Oh, and by the way, my first order as High Commander is that you shall not kill that reporter.
Sally: No! Then I make myself High Commander again-
Dick: Uh, uh, uh. Can't do that, Lieutenant.
Sally: Oh, you had this planned all along!
Dick: That's why I'm High Commander. And, no, I didn't!

 Harry Solomon Quotes

Quote from InDickscretion

Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.

Quote from The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2

Dick: Oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?!
Harry: Well, let me see. Your first name's Dick. Your new last name is Head, so I guess that would make...
Dick: Oh, my God.