Dick Quote #1174

Quote from Dick in Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 2

Sally: Dick, Dick, Dick. [Dick yelps] Dick, wake up! Wake up, Dick!
Dick: [wakes up] Wha- Wha- Wha? Oh. Oh, Sally, thank god! I had the most horrible nightmare! I dreamt that the Big Giant Head came to earth! And he was an obnoxious, loudmouthed boob, and... and he made you High Commander, and and then I was eating a giant marshmallow and... Oh, my God! Where's my pillow?!
Sally: Dick. Get ahold of yourself, okay? Look. It wasn't a dream. He did make me High Commander.
Dick: And my pillow?
Sally: He, uh... He confiscated all our pillows for himself.

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Quote from Vicki Dubcek

Vicki Dubcek: Um, doc-... Dr. Albright it would mean a great deal to me if you would deliver my child into this world.
Mary: What?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, you're the only doctor I trust.
Mary: Oh, Vicki, I- I'm not that kind of doctor.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. I see. Just because I do not have insurance means I'm not a human being.

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Vicki Dubcek: Okay, Tommy. Now, the thing about a cummerbund is that not only is it a nice accent to your ensemble, but you can also hide your stash in it.
Tommy: I'm not hiding a stash in it.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh. Well, you know, that's a good idea. You ought to hold it. They never search the girl.
Alissa: That's just great. I was worried about that, too. I'm leaving.
Vicki Dubcek: [laughs] She is the sweetest thing. You be good to her, Tommy. This is the most important night of her life.
Tommy: What about her wedding?
Vicki Dubcek: Ah! Weddings come and go. But a girl only has one junior prom. Of course some girls have none.
Harry: Hello, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Excuse me. Tommy, did you hear anything? 'Cause I most certainly did not!

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Vicki Dubcek: Hey, guys.
Tommy: Hi, Vicki. What are you doin' here?
Vicki Dubcek: Well, I was just sittin' at home- Hi. I was just sittin' at home feelin' lonesome, and I thought, hey, what the hell? It's never too late to go to your junior prom. [laughs]
Don: I'm not sure that's true.
Vicki Dubcek: [sobs]