Dick Quote #1141

Quote from Dick in Dick vs. Strudwick

Dick: [types] "Relative intensities comparison spectrum gravitational field, deviation of the relative infinity of the construct"-
Don: Hey, Dick! The movie starts in 20 minutes.
Dick: Don, I- I can't come. I'm in the middle of writing a groundbreaking book that'll bring the physics world to its knees.
Don: Oh. What's it called?
Dick: "Payback's a Bitch, Strudwick."
Don: But, Dick, I- I already got the tickets, like you told me.
Dick: Here. Listen to this, Don. "To construct the analog curvature, deplace a vector X a second time to the first P. The coinciding volume of the light complex is the same whether measured in terms of the variable K or L." What do you think?
Don: Watch out, Steven King.
Dick: Oh, he better.


 ‘Dick vs. Strudwick’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: Look at this. I could write a better book overnight.
Nina: You think you're the smartest man on the planet, don't you?
Dick: For the thousandth time, yes!

Quote from Dick

Nina: Dr. Solomon, have you bought Strudwick's new book yet?
Dick: Well, I was gonna order it off the Internet until I realized there's no such thing as Amazon.crap. Look at him, standing up there like all of this was for him.
Nina: All this is for him.
Dick: Fine. But he doesn't have to bask. Look at him basking. That basker!
Nina: You're just jealous because he got a book published and you didn't.
Dick: Jealous? [chuckles] Of his little comic book? That's a hoot and a half.
Nina: Well, those four Nobel laureates over there kissing his butt seem to disagree.
Mary: So, where are the Nobel guys?
Dick: Oh, they're over there with Strudwick. But they're not so great. One of them had to share his prize with a Swede.

 Dick Solomon Quotes

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Rutherford

Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.

Quote from Brains and Eggs

Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.