Tommy Quote #243
Quote from Tommy in Dick vs. Strudwick
Tommy: Well... pretty good afternoon for me. A little, uh... a little homework, a little music. A little makin' out. Oh, wait! Did I say "a little"? I meant a lot!
Harry: Tommy! [they high-five] Aah!
Tommy: It was incredible, man. We were just sitting there next to each other, and all of a sudden, we looked at each other, and somethin' came over us.
Harry: And then you kissed her didn't you?
Tommy: No, no, no. Not yet, right? We- Wwe, uh, we inched closer and closer together. Right? And- And- And my lips were there, and ohh! Her lips were there...
Sally: [aggressively whittles] That sounds real nice, Tommy.
Harry: And then you kissed her, didn't you?
Tommy: Well, no. Then I blacked out. But when I woke up, man, we were kissin'! And we just kissed and kissed...
Sally: Aah! Sorry. I think I need a new twig!
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dick vs. Strudwick’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: Look at this. I could write a better book overnight.
Nina: You think you're the smartest man on the planet, don't you?
Dick: For the thousandth time, yes!
Quote from Dick
Nina: Dr. Solomon, have you bought Strudwick's new book yet?
Dick: Well, I was gonna order it off the Internet until I realized there's no such thing as Amazon.crap. Look at him, standing up there like all of this was for him.
Nina: All this is for him.
Dick: Fine. But he doesn't have to bask. Look at him basking. That basker!
Nina: You're just jealous because he got a book published and you didn't.
Dick: Jealous? [chuckles] Of his little comic book? That's a hoot and a half.
Nina: Well, those four Nobel laureates over there kissing his butt seem to disagree.
Mary: So, where are the Nobel guys?
Dick: Oh, they're over there with Strudwick. But they're not so great. One of them had to share his prize with a Swede.
Quote from Dick
Harry: Every expert in the country's gonna be dyin' to know how you figured all this out.
Dick: You think?
Harry: Oh, and the fame. I can't wait to see Barbara Walters make you cry.
Dick: Barbara Walters?
Harry: Yep. Grillin' you about your childhood on national television.
Dick: [stammers] But I- I never had a childhood.
Harry: Oh, you don't have to tell me. A boy grows up awful fast on the mean streets of, uh... Where are you from again?
Dick: Outer space! [throws manuscript in the trash] What was I thinking?! If I publish all the secrets of the universe, we might just as well walk into the Pentagon and yell out, "We're aliens!"
Harry: Oh, yeah. That would be quite a predicament. [shouts] You idiot!