Dick Quote #1102
Quote from Dick in Dick the Mouth Solomon
Dick: Oh, Mary, the food at Sul panno's was wonderful. You should have come.
Mary: I would have loved to.
Dick: Well, I asked, but you said you didn't want to intrude.
Mary: But then you're supposed to say, "Don't be silly. You wouldn't be intruding."
Dick: But then- then you'd be there, feeling like an intruder.
Mary: Not if you told me I wasn't.
Dick: Well, you weren't.
Mary: Well, you didn't.
Dick: Well, you wouldn't.
Mary: Well, I couldn't.
Dick: Well... I'm sorry, I'm lost.
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Quote from Don
Don: Let me lay out the cold, hard facts for you, Tommy. If you're involved in something criminal, there's a 1 in 5 chance you'll be caught. If you're prosecuted, there's a 2% chance you'll be convicted. So don't play with fire.
Tommy: Look, you played by the rules, Don, and what do you got to show for it? Nothin'. Nothin'. Well, that's not going to be me. You understand?
Don: But Tommy-
Tommy: Don't call me Tommy. From now on, I'm the nephew.
Don: Damn!
Quote from Sally
Waitress: Would you like any dessert?
Sally: Dessert? Look at me. I'm crying. I'm a wreck. I'm upset. I'll have the gelato.
Quote from Harry
Harry: I'm also afraid of plastic garbage bags and Velcro.
Vicki Dubcek: Come here, baby.