Dick Quote #1023

Quote from Dick in Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons

Dick: Oh, this one's addressed to "Mr. Richard Solomon."
Harry: My, how formal.
Dick: "Dearest Richard, I hope with all of my heart that this letter finds you. Too many years have gone by. We miss you greatly. Please come to the Solomon family reunion this year. All of my love, Aunt Florence."
Harry: Dick, you never told us you had an Aunt Florence.
Tommy: He doesn't, you mook.
Sally: Well, that letter was obviously meant for some other Dick Solomon.
Dick: Well, I'll just call up this Aunt Florence and set her straight. Great Scott! I've qualified for platinum status!

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 ‘Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: You know, Mary, the great thing about rediscovering your roots is... you suddenly have a whole new world of people to blame for, you know, everything.

Quote from Mary

Dick: They're right. You can't go home again. So much for "family" and "brotherhood" and "home is where the heart is." What a bunch of crap!
Mary: Now you know where I've been coming from. You go home for the holidays, you see that beautiful Christmas tree in the window. Everything looks so idyllic. And all of a sudden there's your mother swinging a five-iron at your father's head, and the tree's in the eggnog.
Dick: How do you deal with it?
Mary: I repress. Repression is the key to a happy family.
Dick: Doesn't sound very healthy.
Mary: If you yell and scream, you end up sounding like your mother. I'm gonna go get another drink.
Dick: Didn't you just finish one?
Mary: Get off my back!

Quote from Dick

Mary: Are you gonna visit her?
Dick: We have a family reunion this weekend. It sounds like it's gonna be wonderful. You wanna come?
Mary: Are you sure it's all right?
Dick: Well, of course it's all right.
Mary: Oh, Dick, it's family, I-
Dick: No, don't worry, Mary. I'm sure you'll find my family to be warm and nurturing. It won't bear any resemblance to the liquor-drenched orgy of hatred and recrimination that marks every Albright get-together.