Dick Quote #1024
Quote from Dick in Dick Solomon of the Indiana Solomons
Dick: [on the phone] Yes, hello. Is this Florence Solomon? Hi, my name is Dick Solomon. I- I've got this, uh, invitation to a family reunion, and I- Well, yes, it's nice to hear your voice, too, but- Yes, I am as adorable as I always was. Has it really been 43 years? Then, if I did turn up, you probably wouldn't even recognize me, huh? That's- Yes, it would be wonderful to see the family again, Aunt Florence. I love you, too. Yes, yes. Bye-bye. [hangs up] I have an Aunt Florence.
Mary: What?
Dick: Oh, that was Aunt Florence in Indiana.
Nina: Since when do you have an Aunt Florence in Indiana?
Dick: Since when do you have an Aunt Florence in Indiana?
Nina: I don't.
Dick: So where's the big coincidence? You know, sometimes, Nina, you make no sense.
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Quote from Dick
Dick: You know, Mary, the great thing about rediscovering your roots is... you suddenly have a whole new world of people to blame for, you know, everything.
Quote from Mary
Dick: They're right. You can't go home again. So much for "family" and "brotherhood" and "home is where the heart is." What a bunch of crap!
Mary: Now you know where I've been coming from. You go home for the holidays, you see that beautiful Christmas tree in the window. Everything looks so idyllic. And all of a sudden there's your mother swinging a five-iron at your father's head, and the tree's in the eggnog.
Dick: How do you deal with it?
Mary: I repress. Repression is the key to a happy family.
Dick: Doesn't sound very healthy.
Mary: If you yell and scream, you end up sounding like your mother. I'm gonna go get another drink.
Dick: Didn't you just finish one?
Mary: Get off my back!
Quote from Dick
Mary: Are you gonna visit her?
Dick: We have a family reunion this weekend. It sounds like it's gonna be wonderful. You wanna come?
Mary: Are you sure it's all right?
Dick: Well, of course it's all right.
Mary: Oh, Dick, it's family, I-
Dick: No, don't worry, Mary. I'm sure you'll find my family to be warm and nurturing. It won't bear any resemblance to the liquor-drenched orgy of hatred and recrimination that marks every Albright get-together.