Dick Quote #996
Quote from Dick in Happy New Dick!
Dick: [on the phone] Uh, yes, hello. It seems that a generous donation has been made in my name to your organization, and I was wondering, how does your return policy work? Of course, I'm serious. I want you to march some of those dimes right back my way. Hello? Hello?! [hangs up]
Nina: Merry Christmas, Dr. Solomon. I baked you some cookies.
Dick: Oh! Thank you, Nina. And I got this for you. You're making the world a better place. Oh, and don't try to get your money back, because they won't give you the time of day over there.
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‘Happy New Dick!’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: Vincent, have you ever really thought about where your time goes?
Strudwick: I can't say that I have, Dick, but-
Dick: Well, I have. In the last year, I've spent four months sleeping, two and a half weeks sitting in traffic, two days flossing, thirty-four hours watching the Discovery Channel. And while I have seen every type of animal eat every other type of animal, it hardly makes for a stellar 1998.
Strudwick: I have to go stand over there now.
Quote from Dick
Dick: It's not too late. I may have squandered 362 days, but the year is not lost! I can make a difference! You, I beg you. Step forward. And you, sir. Please, do not be afraid. Come forward! Let all men, White and Black, Black and White, put aside their differences and join hands and walk together down the streets of Rutherford! Let there be peace and harmony in the valley. For I, Dick Solomon, have made a difference!
Harry: Dick?
Dick: What?
Harry: Jake and Henry are bowling partners. They're, like, best friends.
Dick: Oh, fine. If they're not willing to serve as examples for our children, then let it be on their heads. I tried. [whines] I am such a loser.
Quote from Sally
Tommy: So, Dick, you want me to reserve you a table for the New Year's bash?
Dick: Uh, no. Mary's having a fondue party.
Sally: Hey, what's the big whoop about New Year's anyway?
Dick: I don't know. Mary says it's a good way to mark her year's accomplishments.
Sally: Ah. Well, I had a pretty great year. I lost my virginity and I completely mastered the art of manipulating Don. Oh, and I got some great sweaters.