Dick Quote #994
Quote from Dick in Indecent Dick
Sally: He said that I was too old-looking to be a college student. I mean, really, Dick, do I look too old to be a college student?
Dick: You? Well, if you think of yourself as someone who's dropped out for a few years to explore the world, then... Yeah, yeah, you do look a little old.
Sally: Oh, Dick.
Dick: Oh, come here. Oh, Sally, Sally, Sally. There's a ripeness that comes with growing older. Maybe it's what they call maturity, but it's what I call beauty. And you, Sally you grow more beautiful every day.
Sally: You think so?
Dick: Well, look at you. Your big, beautiful eyes. your long, silky hair, the curve of your neck, your supple white skin, your sexy red lips.
Sally: I'm a little creeped out right now. [both run away in opposite directions]
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Dick: Are you trying to tell me that there are pictures somewhere out there of my Mary Albright naked as a jaywalker?
Mary: They were very tasteful. Just some black and white art photos.
Dick: Art photos?! A sepia-toned snapshot of Old Faithful, that's an art photo.
Mary: But you just said posing nude was fine.
Dick: For my little sister, not my girlfriend!
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Sally: Oh, Dick, I brought you your lunch. Look. Look. Playpen magazine is coming to Pendelton university to look for women who will pose naked, and I was thinking... I am perfect for that.
Dick: You, Sally? My little sister posing for a nudie rag. Your exposed body pinned up inside every school boy's locker and mechanic's garage across this entire country? Good for you!
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Mary: Posing nude. You don't have a problem with that?
Dick: Why should I?
Mary: Because it's so demeaning.
Dick: Why do you have so many hang-ups about the human body? Is it because of all the hang-downs?
Mary: This is your sister we're talking about.
Dick: So? She's just like any other woman. And women show their bodies all the time. Granted, there are variations in the topography, but essentially, it's all the same map. [measures tongue]