Harry Quote #422
Quote from Harry in Collect Call for Dick
Dick: Harry, look at this.
Harry: What? Snow leopard?
Dick: Chilly the snow leopard. The holy grail of Fuzzy Buddies. Do to a manufacturing error in Taipei, they were made with only one nostril. Only 30 of them ever made it out of the factory. It's the most valuable of all.
Harry: Well, it's worth more because it's defective?
Dick: It's worth more because it's rare.
Harry: But it's rare because it's defective and crappy?
Dick: Exactly. What I wouldn't give to have one.
Harry: Hey, I got an idea. How about, instead of buying a bunch of screwed-up dolls, we buy some food, pay the rent? Come on, Dick! Dubcek's threatened to make me work it off, and I don't think she's talking about mowing the lawn.
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‘Collect Call for Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Sally: Okay. You guys ready?
Mary: He's not going to like this.
Tommy: We've got to confront him. It's for his own good.
Mrs. Dubcek: Now you swear this intervention is not for me? Because I have fallen for that twice.
Quote from Dick
Sally: How could you have gotten so carried away?
Dick: I don't know. Maybe I was just trying to fill some emotional void. Maybe I never really felt loved by my mother.
Tommy: Dick, you never had a mother.
Dick: See? That's a pretty serious void.
Quote from Harry
Harry: [burps] Oh, I'm sorry. Probably the secret Rusty's sauce.
Tommy: That's just ketchup.
Harry: Oh, well, thank you so much for ruining it for me, Tommy.