Dick Quote #923

Quote from Dick in Collect Call for Dick

Dick: [on phone headset] Well, let me know, because my offer stays on the table for exactly one hour. Ciao. Thanks. [switches line] Word on the street is that you've got a Winky the rabbit. Now I'm quite interested in that item, and it just so happens that right now I am flush with ocelots. No, no, no, no. I don't want you to make a deal you're not comfortable with. All I'm saying is, this is your future. Asking your parents would only cloud your judgment. Someone's coming? All right, call me back tomorrow during recess. Night-night, Becky. [removes headset] She's weakening.

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Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Sally: Okay. You guys ready?
Mary: He's not going to like this.
Tommy: We've got to confront him. It's for his own good.
Mrs. Dubcek: Now you swear this intervention is not for me? Because I have fallen for that twice.

Quote from Dick

Sally: How could you have gotten so carried away?
Dick: I don't know. Maybe I was just trying to fill some emotional void. Maybe I never really felt loved by my mother.
Tommy: Dick, you never had a mother.
Dick: See? That's a pretty serious void.

Quote from Harry

Harry: [burps] Oh, I'm sorry. Probably the secret Rusty's sauce.
Tommy: That's just ketchup.
Harry: Oh, well, thank you so much for ruining it for me, Tommy.