Dick Quote #898

Quote from Dick in Power Mad Dick

Lucy: What do you think you're doing?
Dick: Refilling my drink.
Lucy: No free refills.
Dick: Oh, is that a fact?
Lucy: That's a fact.
Dick: Do you know who you're dealing with?
Lucy: Unfortunately.
Dick: That's it! By the power vested in me by the Dean of Arts and Sciences, you're fired! Pack your bags, princess! The free ride's over. You are out of here!
Lucy: Fine. [chuckles]
Dick: What's so funny?
Lucy: Oh, if you only knew what you've been eating all this time.
Dick: The joke's on you. I may have eaten it, but never once did I ever... keep it down.

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