Mary Quote #142
Quote from Mary in Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary
Dick: May 20, 1996, 7:00 p.m., we arrive together at the restaurant, and what happens?
Mary: We sit down. I order teriyaki shrimp, you order water. Dinner is lovely. We make out. I take you home and make the biggest mistake of my life!
Dick: What?
Mary: Falling for you!
Dick: Oh!
Mary: Since that day, I have gotten very good at forgiving. You embarrass me in front of my colleagues, I forgive you. You kill my fish, I forgive you! You paint flames on my car, I forgive you. You mock my work, you insult my parents, you destroy our engagement, and still I forgive you.
Dick: You forgave me for all that?
Mary: Why do you think I'm here?!
Dick: Because you're crazy in love with me?
Mary: Well, I'm crazy.
Dick: In love with me? Oh, Mary. I forgive you.
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Quote from Vicki Dubcek
Dick: Vicki, you remember my true love, Dr. Mary Albright?
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, yes.
Mary: Nice to see you again, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, yes, ma'am, it's nice to see you, too. Doctor. [chuckles] You know, I have this little pain in my lower back-
Mary: Oh, Vicki, I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm a doctor of anthropology.
Vicki Dubcek: What is that? Is that, like, the rear?
Quote from Dick
Dick: So, what has this flagrant display of insensitivity taught you, Mary?
Mary: That you don't have a monopoly on idiotic behavior.
Dick: Exactly.
Mary: So, Dick, can you forgive and forget?
Dick: Oh, I forgive. But I don't forget. And I don't forgive.
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Where did you find those?
Dick: In your sock drawer.
Sally: How could you? After all we've done for you.
Tommy: Okay. It's not what you think.
Dick: It's exactly what I think. It's oregano and fresh rosemary.
Sally: I can't believe it. You can cook!
Harry: You punk!
Tommy: No! No, I can't cook. I swear!
Dick: Then how do you explain this?
Tommy: This, uh... it's marijuana.
Dick: This whole time we've been eating her slop, and you're a damn gourmet!
Tommy: No! No, it's pot. I swear. I- I smoke it with my friends. I- I love to toke up on the fat daddies... dude.