Dick Quote #875

Quote from Dick in Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary

Sally: Oh, I blame myself. How could I have missed all the signs? I mean, just last month I was doing laundry, and I found a measuring spoon in his pants.
Dick: I was as blind as you, Sally. At the mall he said he was going to the comic book store, but I saw him come out of the Williams-Sonoma.
Sally: Oh!
Harry: Oh, Tommy. It's confectioners' sugar! Confectioners' sugar?!
Dick: So you've been baking, too!
Sally: Oh, God.
Dick: Look what your selfishness has done to Sally. Get out of my sight! Oh, but first, make me a spinach and fennel frittata.


 ‘Eat, Drink, Dick, Mary’ Quotes

Quote from Vicki Dubcek

Dick: Vicki, you remember my true love, Dr. Mary Albright?
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, yes.
Mary: Nice to see you again, Vicki.
Vicki Dubcek: Oh, yes, ma'am, it's nice to see you, too. Doctor. [chuckles] You know, I have this little pain in my lower back-
Mary: Oh, Vicki, I'm not that kind of doctor. I'm a doctor of anthropology.
Vicki Dubcek: What is that? Is that, like, the rear?

Quote from Dick

Dick: So, what has this flagrant display of insensitivity taught you, Mary?
Mary: That you don't have a monopoly on idiotic behavior.
Dick: Exactly.
Mary: So, Dick, can you forgive and forget?
Dick: Oh, I forgive. But I don't forget. And I don't forgive.

 Dick Solomon Quotes

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Rutherford

Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.

Quote from Brains and Eggs

Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.