Dick Quote #873
Quote from Dick in The Tooth Harry
Pitman: Okay. Places, people, and... action.
Mary: [tony British accent] Hello, I'm Dr. Mary Albright, and I'm proud to be a member of the Pendelton faculty.
Dick: Well said, Mary. I'm proud, too. I'm Dr. Dick Solomon, professor of physics here at Pendelton.
Mary: We're here to talk about our fine university.
Dick: And a fine university it is, Mary. It's fine. It's not great, but it's not the worst.
Mary: At Pendelton, our students come first.
Dick: Our priority is to get you out of your parents' home and into a classroom-like environment. 'A's are easy to come by here at Pendelton, as is delicious thin-crust pizza.
Mary: Our lab facilities are state-of-the-art.
Dick: Or at least they used to be, Mary. [both lightly chuckle] But let's be realistic. If you got into a quality school, you would only feel stupid there. But you can be a genius here at Pendelton - the Harvard of mediocrity. Not affiliated with Harvard University.
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‘The Tooth Harry’ Quotes
Quote from Mary
Mary: Okay, now just follow along and see if I have it.
Judith: Can do.
Mary: [tony British accent] Hello. I'm Dr. Mary Albright. I'm proud to be a member-
Judith: Okay. What's with the accent?
Mary: [normal voice] What accent? This is my formal speaking voice. Always has been.
Judith: Never mind.
Quote from Dick
Mary: Well, why are you going to the dentist?
Nina: I'm having my wisdom teeth removed.
Dick: Wouldn't it make more sense to have extra ones installed?
Nina: Don't mess with me. Not today.
Quote from Harry
Dentist: All righty, Nina. We'll see you in a few days, and I'll take out the other 2 wisdom teeth
Harry: Nina, are you okay?
Nina: [muffled, dopey] Harry. Oh, you waited all this time. That's so sweet.
Harry: Oh, my God. You've been drugged. [to the dentist] Is that how you get your jollies, you sick bastard?
Nina: Harry, no. I don't feel so good. Can we go home now?
Harry: Sure. Come on, Nina. I'll make sure that nobody ever hurts you again
Dentist: I need to see her Friday.
Harry: Until Friday.