Dick Quote #866
Quote from Dick in The Tooth Harry
Mary: Yes. They said that they were looking for professors who were charming and articulate and embodied academic excellence.
Dick: Well, that certainly does describe... you.
Mary: Don't feel bad.
Dick: No, no, I don't. I'm far too busy in my role as educator to sully myself with some pointless exercise in narcissism. Um, just out of curiosity, who's the director?
Mary: One of your students, actually. Aubry Pitman.
Dick: Pitman! Oh, he's my favorite student. Such a wonderful young man. He's the one with the bandanna?
Mary: Yeah, right.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘The Tooth Harry’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Mary: Well, why are you going to the dentist?
Nina: I'm having my wisdom teeth removed.
Dick: Wouldn't it make more sense to have extra ones installed?
Nina: Don't mess with me. Not today.
Quote from Mary
Mary: Okay, now just follow along and see if I have it.
Judith: Can do.
Mary: [tony British accent] Hello. I'm Dr. Mary Albright. I'm proud to be a member-
Judith: Okay. What's with the accent?
Mary: [normal voice] What accent? This is my formal speaking voice. Always has been.
Judith: Never mind.
Quote from Harry
Dentist: All righty, Nina. We'll see you in a few days, and I'll take out the other 2 wisdom teeth
Harry: Nina, are you okay?
Nina: [muffled, dopey] Harry. Oh, you waited all this time. That's so sweet.
Harry: Oh, my God. You've been drugged. [to the dentist] Is that how you get your jollies, you sick bastard?
Nina: Harry, no. I don't feel so good. Can we go home now?
Harry: Sure. Come on, Nina. I'll make sure that nobody ever hurts you again
Dentist: I need to see her Friday.
Harry: Until Friday.