Dick Quote #852
Quote from Dick in When Aliens Camp
Mary: Oh, I love camping. My folks and I went every summer.
Dick: You did?
Mary: Oh, yeah. Dad and I would wake up every morning early to go blueberry picking. And then mom would shake off her hangover and throw some blueberries in the pancakes and some in her bloody Mary.
Dick: What happy, beautiful memories.
Mary: Oh, I'd love to go back up there sometime. The fresh air, the starry skies.
Dick: A sleeping bag for two.
Mary: A brisk dip in a babbling brook.
Dick: Clothing optional.
Mary: And then, go hiking, collect some leaves.
Dick: Leaves clinging to our wet, gleaming buttocks.
Mary: Excuse me?
Dick: Oh, Mary, come with us!
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘When Aliens Camp’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: Bottle opener? That'll be useful. A saw? God knows- God knows we'll use that. A scissors? Get out of town! Oh, that Swiss army. Yeah, when they get in the game, they are ready to play. Sweet lord! A toothpick! Nina, have you got anything stuck in your teeth that I can assist you with?
Nina: No, thanks. I'm good.
Dick: Oh. That's a shame.
Quote from Sally
Tommy: Hey, check it out. Those two dragonflies are doin' it.
Sally: I wish I was a dragonfly.
Tommy: So you could be doin' it?
Sally: No. So I could fly my ass outta here.
Quote from Harry
Dick: [gunshots] Harry, what was that?
Harry: I don't know. I just bent over to dig up some worms and these fat guys in orange vests started shooting at me.
Mary: Oh, my god, Harry. You've gotta be more careful. They probably thought you were a-
Sally: Oh, here we go. More woodsy wisdom from Albright of the Jungle.