Sally Quote #278

Quote from Sally in Auto Erodicka

Harry: Well, aside from the overpowering stench of cat musk, this one's a cream puff.
Tommy: This one's pretty cool, too. Except for that spot on the seat. It's blood. I'm getting out of this vehicle.
Sally: Boys, the search is over. This is the most sensible car I have ever seen. This car makes me feel like something that's always been missing in my life can be solved with this long, beautiful machine.
Harry: It's kind of shaped like a banana.

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 ‘Auto Erodicka’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Sally: Wait, wait, wait. Dick. So you just met her, and then...
Tommy: Did you, uh... Did you use...
Dick: Oh, yeah, yeah. A three-pack. Ribbed for her pleasure. But I turned them inside out.
Sally: Oh, God, you are so selfish.

Quote from Dick

Sally: Dick, I'm buying groceries. I need the car.
Dick: Well, you can have your fun later.
Sally: I'm so sick of this. You have to get me my own car.
Tommy: Yeah, Dick. Most families do have two cars.
Dick: Most families have a couch. Most families have a mother. Most families are related. If that's what you want, go move in with most families.
Harry: Well, not that I'm thinking about it, but where exactly do most families live?

Quote from Sally

Sally: Don't worry, Tommy. We'll get a car eventually. It was just our bad luck that we happened to get the one car salesman who gives his whole profession a bad name.