Dick Quote #742
Quote from Dick in 36! 24! 36! Dick: Part 1
Dick: [telephone rings] Is that your cell phone?
Harry: No, it's not my cell phone. Is it your cell phone?
Tommy: We don't have cell phones! We're from Ohio.
Harry: Oh, wait a second. It's Mascha's compact. Whoo! Should I answer it?
Dick: Uh, no! Tommy, you answer it.
Tommy: Why me?
Dick: Because you look like a girl.
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Dick: Twigs are the meat of the desert.
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Dick: Hello, Mary! How was your trip?
Mary: Awful. We didn't even make it to the Super Bowl.
Dick: Well, you probably had a better time at Ocean World, anyway.
Nina: How do you know we went to Ocean World?
Dick: What else would you do if your tickets got stolen?
Mary: We never mentioned our tickets were stolen.
Dick: Well, whatever happened, you're probably better off not having gone to that game.
Mary: Why would you say that?
Dick: Well, the sodas were $4.95. And the hot dogs- [screams]