Harry Quote #329

Quote from Harry in Dick on a Roll

Harry: [in a wheelchair] Greased lightning!
Sally: Where'd you get that thing?
Harry: I got it from Miss Dubcek's garage.
Dick: Whoa! My turn! My turn!
Harry: Oh, no. I don't think I'll be getting off any time... [Vicki walks up the stairs]... before right now.
Vicki Dubcek: Hey, baby. Vicki's back.
Harry: Grr. So, Vicki why didn't you keep in touch?
Vicki Dubcek: I must have written you 2 letters. But I did not receive those letters. Okay! Okay! Maybe I did. But I'm a different woman now, Harry.
Harry: Margaret Thatcher?
Vicki Dubcek: No.
Harry: Ah. Good.

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 ‘Dick on a Roll’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Mary: Dick, why are you doing this? You'll be better in three weeks. Why do you care so much about this ramp?
Dick: Well, I care because they care.
Mary: You're only doing this because you like it that people are listening to you. A second ramp is unnecessary and stupid.
Leon: Dr. Albright, you think helping disabled people is stupid? [crowd boos]
Mary: No. [crowd hisses] Oh, shut up. That's not what I meant!
Dick: You just can't stand that everyone here thinks I'm right and you're wrong.
Mary: Dick, what's right isn't always popular, and what's popular isn't always right.
Dick: Yes, but I'm both right and popular, and everybody hates you.

Quote from Dick

Dick: Yesterday, December second, a day that will live in infamy, I pulled myself up these steps, one cement injustice after another. But today I pledge to you, my sisters and brothers, that until they build a north ramp on this side of Hoff Hall, I will not rest. Except for the occasional nap.

 Harry Solomon Quotes

Quote from InDickscretion

Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.

Quote from The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2

Dick: Oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?!
Harry: Well, let me see. Your first name's Dick. Your new last name is Head, so I guess that would make...
Dick: Oh, my God.