Sally Quote #243

Quote from Sally in Seven Deadly Clips

Dick: I only asked for one example. You know something, pride shouldn't even be one of the seven deadly sins. There's nothing wrong with feeling good about yourself, especially if you look like me.
Tommy: You're not that great, Dick.
Dick: Oh, come on! Telling me I'm not great? That should be one of the seven deadly sins right there. Who's with me?
Sally: Oh, shut up, Dick. Everything is always about you. It's really pissing me off.
Tommy: You know, that's one of the seven deadly sins right there.
Sally: Pissing me off?
Tommy: No. Anger.
Sally: Oh, shut up.


 ‘Seven Deadly Clips’ Quotes

Quote from Harry

Tommy: This ice cream's delicious.
Harry: Actually, it's "sinfully delicious." I would gladly go to hell for a pint of this.
Sally: Wait a minute. So you're trying to tell me that eating a pint of that and killing a guy are equally bad?
Dick: No. Actually, there are different kinds of sin. Some are innocent and others quite deadly.
Tommy: Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, the seven deadly sins. I learned about them at school.
Harry: Ah, yes. Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, and Murder.

Quote from Harry

Dick: Oh, we shouldn't have had that steak.
Sally: Well, I think we covered all the deadly sins.
Tommy: No. No, actually, there's another one.
Dick: Well, I'm too much of a sloth to think of it.
Harry: Whoa, wait. That's it.
Dick: What, sloth?
Harry: No. Thinking.

 Sally Solomon Quotes

Quote from Dick and Harry Fall Down a Hole

Sally: Plus, we don't need him. I have a plan.
Don: You do?
Sally: Yeah, I'm gonna flood the hole with 3,000 gallons of water, and then Dick and Harry'll just float to the top.
Don: What if they don't float?
Sally: Well... then they're witches.

Quote from Gwen, Larry, Dick and Mary

Sally: All right. What have we got, Tommy?
Tommy: The lady says she stepped out of the laundromat to get a coffee. When she returned, her slipcovers had been removed from the dryer and placed on the folding table. She also claims they were still wet.
Sally: Is this a fact, sir?
Mrs. Dubcek: He moved my stuff.
Sally: I am not talking to you.
Mrs. Dubcek: I'm saying, I went-
Sally: Zip it! Tommy... [clears throat] Why don't you tell our friend here the rules.
Tommy: The rules are: you are not to remove someone else's moist items from the dryer.
Sally: Now, was it moist?
Man: It was damp.
Sally: Don't pee on my shoes and tell me the washer's leaking.