Dick Quote #668

Quote from Dick in A Friend in Dick

Dick: Well, what am I supposed to do?
Mary: Well, why don't you bring one of your friends?
Dick: My friends? Oh, oh. Yes, of course. It's just that there's so many. Choosing one could result in hurt feelings. Ironically, I might end up losing friends over this.
Mary: Maybe we'll see you there.
Dick: Mm, yeah, I'll see you there. Yeah, with one of my many, many friends! Nina?
Nina: Not a chance in hell.

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Dick: [on the phone] Are you sure you can't make it? It should be a great show. I told you, my name is Dick Solomon. You made a delivery at my office a few months back. Yes, I signed your electronic clipboard, and you made a nice comment about the size of my package. Hello? Hello?!

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Tommy: Harry, is there any cereal left?
Harry: Nope.
Tommy: Guess I'll just have some toast.
Harry: No toast, either. Oh, and we're also completely out of bread.