Dick Quote #653

Quote from Dick in Eleven Angry Men and One Dick

Bailiff: All right, everybody, listen up. We're about to start the jury selection process. The first case on the docket is a petty theft.
Dick: Mmm... no. I'm looking for something a little more meaty. International software piracy, perhaps, or maybe a triple homicide.
Bailiff: Okay. Just let the judge know when you find something that tickles you.
Dick: Oh, will do. [puts money in the bailiff's pocket] Oh, and, hey thanks.


 ‘Eleven Angry Men and One Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Dick: Well, if he stole this money, what did he do with it?
Irving: He supported a mistress and her child. We heard that testimony.
Dick: Listen to you. In an age when a man can't even support his family, this man supported two! Send him to jail? Let's send him to congress!

Quote from Dick

Lawyer #1: Do you believe everything you read in the newspaper?
Dick: Yes! No! I don't know! I don't know what to believe anymore. You tell me what to believe and I'll do it.
Lawyer #1: He's good with me.
Lawyer #2: Me, too.
Judge: Okay, Mr. Solomon, you're seated on the case, the State vs. Chris Foster.
Dick: I'm in? I'm in? I made the cut! I'm on a jury!
Judge: Fine. Fine. Report here tomorrow at 8 a.m.
Dick: 8 a.m. in the morning?!

 Dick Solomon Quotes

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Rutherford

Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.

Quote from Brains and Eggs

Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.