Harry Quote #296

Quote from Harry in Moby Dick

Tommy: I gotta know.
Harry: Okay, you talked me into it. I'll tail her for ya.
Tommy: Well, I could do that.
Harry: Oh, yeah, but she knows you.
Tommy: She knows you, too.
Harry: Well, yeah, but not intimately.
Tommy: Me, neither.
Harry: Really? Well, then why do you care?


 ‘Moby Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Sally

Sally: Oh, Dick, just be thankful you're a man. You know, I mean, you guys can get away with it.
Dick: Oh, you don't know what you're talking about.
Sally: Oh, don't I? You know, the only time a woman is allowed to get fat is when she's pregnant, but she can't even enjoy it because she's barfing all the time and her boobs are turning into a restaurant. But men can balloon up to the size of a Volkswagen and still get dates.
Dick: Well, that's great!
Sally: Oh, not you, Dick. You're sloppy fat.

Quote from Harry

Harry: Aah!
Tommy: Why are you so jumpy?
Harry: Oh, I'm smack dab in the middle of Dying Is Deadly. Number 14 in the Anson Nembrook detective series. Oh, it's a gripper.
Tommy: I think August is cheating on me.
Harry: Why? Did she take out a big insurance policy on you and then have her lover cut your brake lines?
Tommy: I don't know what to do.
Harry: Well, don't ask me. I'm three days away from retirement.

 Harry Solomon Quotes

Quote from InDickscretion

Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.

Quote from The Big Giant Head Returns Again Part 2

Dick: Oh, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to feel. Who am I?!
Harry: Well, let me see. Your first name's Dick. Your new last name is Head, so I guess that would make...
Dick: Oh, my God.