Sally Quote #215
Quote from Sally in Tricky Dick
Sally: Dick, I am telling you, you need a vest!
Dick: I'm wearing a vest.
Sally: Yeah, but it's wool. You need Kevlar.
Dick: I'm just going to the office.
Sally: Yeah. The office where you work with your ex-fiancee. You remember her, the bitter woman who wants you dead.
Dick: Oh, that. Oh, look, Mary's had an entire night to sleep on it. Besides, deep down she loves me. And I said I was sorry. What more could she ask for?
Sally: Okay. Dick, I am practically a woman, okay? I basically know how women feel, and she's gonna want a whole lot more than "I'm sorry." So you have a choice. The vest or me.
Dick: Oh, fine. You carry my lunchbox. [Sally knocks the lunchbox out of Dick's hand] Don't bruise my banana.
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Harry: Okay, I'm sorry, but you're going to have to go.
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Quote from Dick
Nina: Dr. Albright! Dr. Albright! You got something from the White House! Open it!
Mary: What?!
Nina: Open it!
Mary: "Dear Dr. Mary Albright, in recognition of your achievements in the field of undergraduate education, you are hereby invited to the president's dinner honoring academic excellence." Oh, my God. "Enclosed itinerary"... blah, blah, blah... "Cherry Tree Inn on the Potomac. Looking forward to meeting you, sincerely, Bill and Hillary Rodham... Potato Head."
Dick: [laughs]
Mary: Very funny.
Quote from Mary
Painter: I got a work order to paint the door.
Dick: Oh! Oh, yes. Right. Yeah, right here. Right over this name. And bigger! And bolder! So when one approaches the door, a mere glance will establish just who's who in this office. [laughs] [exits]
Mary: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. No. Oh, he'd be very upset. This says "Dick Solomon." He gets that a lot. It's Dick S-a-l-m-o-n. Salmon. You know, like the big, pink, stinky fish.