Dick Quote #571
Quote from Dick in Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 1
Dick: Oh, enough about your damn families! Didn't anybody spend the break alone, watching reruns and eating cheese doodles while an unfathomable emptiness permeated their shriveled souls?
Leon: I saw Booty Call on pay-per-view.
Dick: Don't try to cheer me up, Leon. It won't work.
Leon: Is there something you'd like to talk about, Dr. Solomon?
Dick: Talk about? With you, Leon? [laughs]
Leon: Well, you know I am a psych major... now.
Dick: You are? Well, then help me out. I've made a horrible, horrible mistake, and I can't stop hating myself for making it.
Leon: Well, you know, Dr. Solomon, a person should never be sad for the mistakes he's made. Only for the mistakes he's about to make.
Dick: Leon, that's beautiful. It also explains why you always seem so sad. Thank you, Leon. You've made it all so clear. I've got to learn to let go, to move forward and focus on the thing that's most important in my life. [screeching] Me!
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Don: Sally, where have you been? I thought we had a good thing going.
Sally: Oh, Don, we did. I just- I needed to take a little time, you know, to think things over. I just went on one those spontaneous trips, you know, to, um, uh...
Tommy: Sea World.
Harry: Turkey.
Sally: Yeah, the Sea World in Turkey.
Don: Funny, I didn't know there was a sea world in turkey.
Sally: There's Sea Worlds everywhere, Don. You just got to know where to look.
Quote from Harry
Don: As if there could be intelligent life out there. What a load of hooey.
Harry: Hooey?
Don: Oh, yeah. So much bunk, you can make a bed out of it.
Harry: Oh, it's bunk, is it?
Don: Any moron with half a brain knows that.
Harry: Half a brain. I see. Well, you know, Don, it's a big universe out there, and not just small big. Big big. Why, in the Belletrix System alone there are over 44 trillion planets.
Don: 44 trillion? That's the biggest number I've ever heard in my life.
Harry: Yeah. So don't you think on just one of those planets that there might be some species smarter than you that would be capable of building a spaceship?
Don: Statistically, I suppose. Maybe there is more to this than meets the eye. Thank you, Harry.
Harry: No. Thank you, Don.
Quote from Mary
Dick: Oh, no, Mary, I had another one of those horrible dreams!
Mary: Well, what happened?
Dick: We were getting married.
Mary: Thank you.
Dick: No, no. No, that was the good part, but then my family showed up.
Mary: Oh. Don't tell me. They objected.
Dick: Well they had issues.
Mary: It's all right. I've prepared a short speech just in case they did. It's just basically two words and one of them's "off."