Dick Quote #570
Quote from Dick in Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 1
Dick: Mary. Mary, I think I made a big mistake. I should never have let them go off without me... uh, on vacation.
Mary: Well, until they get back, can't we just enjoy our time alone?
Dick: [sobs] Alone?
Mary: Dick, are you having second thoughts about us?
Dick: About us? Oh, no, Mary. I don't know what I'd do without you. You're the only thing keeping me sane.
Mary: [chuckles] Oh! And it's a full-time job. [both laugh] I'm going to get ready for work. You crazy lug.
Dick: [laughter turns into crying] I miss you all so much. And my oatmeal is so lumpy.
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‘Fun with Dick and Janet: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Don: Sally, where have you been? I thought we had a good thing going.
Sally: Oh, Don, we did. I just- I needed to take a little time, you know, to think things over. I just went on one those spontaneous trips, you know, to, um, uh...
Tommy: Sea World.
Harry: Turkey.
Sally: Yeah, the Sea World in Turkey.
Don: Funny, I didn't know there was a sea world in turkey.
Sally: There's Sea Worlds everywhere, Don. You just got to know where to look.
Quote from Harry
Don: As if there could be intelligent life out there. What a load of hooey.
Harry: Hooey?
Don: Oh, yeah. So much bunk, you can make a bed out of it.
Harry: Oh, it's bunk, is it?
Don: Any moron with half a brain knows that.
Harry: Half a brain. I see. Well, you know, Don, it's a big universe out there, and not just small big. Big big. Why, in the Belletrix System alone there are over 44 trillion planets.
Don: 44 trillion? That's the biggest number I've ever heard in my life.
Harry: Yeah. So don't you think on just one of those planets that there might be some species smarter than you that would be capable of building a spaceship?
Don: Statistically, I suppose. Maybe there is more to this than meets the eye. Thank you, Harry.
Harry: No. Thank you, Don.
Quote from Mary
Dick: Oh, no, Mary, I had another one of those horrible dreams!
Mary: Well, what happened?
Dick: We were getting married.
Mary: Thank you.
Dick: No, no. No, that was the good part, but then my family showed up.
Mary: Oh. Don't tell me. They objected.
Dick: Well they had issues.
Mary: It's all right. I've prepared a short speech just in case they did. It's just basically two words and one of them's "off."