Sally Quote #200
Tommy: You can't marry her. You're not even the same species.
Dick: She doesn't know that. As far as she knows, I'm like everybody else.
Sally: And eventually she'd figure out you're not like everybody else, and then she and I would have to go for a little "walk."
Dick: You wouldn't.
Sally: Sure, Dick, of course I wouldn't.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
Quote from Don
Sally: So, Don you want to buy a doughnut for the gal who just made you detective?
Don: I'm not in the mood for doughnuts.
Sally: No doughnuts, Don?
Sally: What's wrong?
Don: A man isn't a man if he doesn't have respect. Borskey should have been mine, Sally.
Sally: It was just a fluke, Don. I mean, if you had run out of toilet paper, you could have caught him.
Don: You know what the sick irony is, Sally? I am out of toilet paper.
Quote from Dick
Dick: Oh, no. No, no, no, it can't be. It's 1994!
Tommy: Dick, they're just old magazines.
Dick: Oh. For a hundred bucks an hour, you'd think he could renew a subscription.