Harry Quote #267

Quote from Harry in Dick and the Single Girl

Harry: Okay, they run down the hallway...
Tommy: ...a government agent is waiting.
Harry: He shoots.
Tommy: His hits the agent...
Harry: ...but he's wearing a bulletproof vest.
Tommy: Mulder runs.
Harry: The agent follows.
Tommy: He traps Mulder in the hallway.
Both: He kills Mulder!
Harry: oh, you're brilliant.
Tommy: Oh, thank you. And you're a genius.
Harry: True, but you're the best. Back at you. And you are super.
Both: We're both great!
Tommy: All right, let's get that down.
Harry: Okay, buddy.
Tommy: Now, what'd we say?
Harry: I don't remember.

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 ‘Dick and the Single Girl’ Quotes

Quote from Don

Don: What the heck is going on here? You almost made me spill my joe.
Sally: That noise, Don, what is it?
Don: All right, everyone, there's no need to panic. This has been a test of the emergency broadcast system.
Dick: Why? Is there an emergency?
Don: No. This has only been a test. Had this been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed on where to go in your area for shelter.
Tommy: Shelter from what?
Don: Bombs.
Dick: To interrupt a program of this quality under the guise of national security is preposterous!

Quote from Harry

Harry: You know, I bet I could write a killer X Files.
Tommy: I could write one in my sleep.
Harry: I could write one hanging upside-down.
Tommy: I could write one with crayon.
Harry: I could write one if I lost both my arms and had to type with my feet.
Tommy: I could write one-
Dick: I want to watch one! Why don't you shut up and go write one?
Tommy: Fine, then. We will. Come on, Harry.
Harry: Yeah, come on.
Dick: Good! And when it's on TV, I'll talk all through the damn thing, see how you like it!
Harry: Someone should take the probe out of his butt.

Quote from Harry

Tommy: Okay, Harry, the first scene is critical. We have to hook the viewers with something exciting.
Harry: How about a picnic?
Tommy: Picnics aren't exciting.
Harry: I've been to some exciting picnics.