Sally Quote #186
Quote from Sally in Will Work for Dick
Sally: Tommy!
Tommy: [o.s.] I'm not coming out.
Sally: I want to play Barbie.
Tommy: I feel like Tommy Longstocking.
Sally: That's what I was going for. Now sit down. You're Ken. Okay, Ken, so what do you want to do today?
Tommy: Hmm, nothing that involves bending my knees or elbows.
Sally: Okay, well, have a great day at work.
Tommy: I will. And while there, I'll earn 25% more than you because I'm a man.
Sally: That's not fair. I'm going to sue you in Malibu Dream Court.
Tommy: Don't get your mink in a bunch, precious.
Sally: Okay, well, now you're talking down to me. So now I have to rip your head off.
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Quote from Harry
Dick: You'll only have to perform the most basic of tasks. You've sent out mail before.
Harry: Nope.
Dick: Well, you've stapled before.
Harry: I have not.
Dick: Well, surely you've used a paper clip.
Harry: Oh, you mean those cotton things you put in your ears?
Dick: Harry, how many fingers am I holding up?
Harry: Two.
Dick: You're hired.
Quote from Harry
Harry: So, Dick, you know what I overheard at the water cooler?
Dick: What?
Harry: That there's this weird guy hanging around the water cooler.
Quote from Harry
Dick: Harry, get out here. Now! Why is my out box full?
Harry: Because the mail just came in.
Dick: Well, why did you put it in the out box?
Harry: Because it came out of the mail.
Dick: And why is my letter to the Dean in the inbox?
Harry: Uh, well, the Dean won't be back till tomorrow, but once he's in, the in goes out.
Dick: Harry, things in the out box are going out.
Harry: Well, why don't we just get one big box? That way we'll put everything in there. I mean, that's 50% less box.
Dick: That's not how it's done. Harry, anyone with half a brain could do this job. What is your problem?
Harry: Dick?
Dick: Yes.
Harry: Talk to the hand.