Tommy Quote #120
Quote from Tommy in Will Work for Dick
Sally: Gypped. All I wanted was a normal childhood, but Dick just couldn't let me have one. I felt so humiliated.
Tommy: I bet when you looked out into that audience and you didn't see Dick there, you just felt like your heart was torn out.
Sally: Yeah.
Tommy: And you felt betrayed and alone.
Sally: Uh-huh.
Tommy: And now you're probably pretty much damaged for life, and you'll never trust anyone ever again, right?
Sally: Exactly.
Tommy: Yeah. Well, congratulations, Sally. You've just taken your first step into childhood.
Sally: I have?
Tommy: Yeah. And now you take all this emotional damage and let it feed your adult neuroses.
Harry: And the best part is that if you ever kill a guy or balloon up to 400 pounds, you get to blame Dick.
Tommy: Yeah.
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Dick: You'll only have to perform the most basic of tasks. You've sent out mail before.
Harry: Nope.
Dick: Well, you've stapled before.
Harry: I have not.
Dick: Well, surely you've used a paper clip.
Harry: Oh, you mean those cotton things you put in your ears?
Dick: Harry, how many fingers am I holding up?
Harry: Two.
Dick: You're hired.
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Harry: So, Dick, you know what I overheard at the water cooler?
Dick: What?
Harry: That there's this weird guy hanging around the water cooler.
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Dick: Harry, get out here. Now! Why is my out box full?
Harry: Because the mail just came in.
Dick: Well, why did you put it in the out box?
Harry: Because it came out of the mail.
Dick: And why is my letter to the Dean in the inbox?
Harry: Uh, well, the Dean won't be back till tomorrow, but once he's in, the in goes out.
Dick: Harry, things in the out box are going out.
Harry: Well, why don't we just get one big box? That way we'll put everything in there. I mean, that's 50% less box.
Dick: That's not how it's done. Harry, anyone with half a brain could do this job. What is your problem?
Harry: Dick?
Dick: Yes.
Harry: Talk to the hand.