Dick Quote #516
Quote from Dick in Will Work for Dick
Mary: Does this mean you've come to your senses, and you're going to apologize to Nina?
Dick: No, I will never come to my senses. I don't need Nina. I don't need Harry. I don't need anybody. From now on, I'm going to be my own assistant. [Mary's phone rings]
Mary: [answers phone] Hello. Yes, I'll be at the seminar. I don't know about Dr. Solomon. Hold on a second.
Dick?
Dick: Transfer it to my assistant, please.
Mary: Okay.
Dick: [runs into secretary's room and answers phone] Dr. Solomon's line. Who's calling, please? Uh, I'll ask him. The seminar? Yes. I'll ask him and get back to you this afternoon. [hangs up] [answers phone] Dr. Solomon's line. Who's calling, please? Hold on, please. I'll transfer you. [runs back into office and answers phone] This is Dick Solomon. How can I help you? No, no, no, you want Dick Sullivan in the English department. Transfer you? I'm already doing the job of two men. Next time, pick up a phone book, you moron!
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Dick: You'll only have to perform the most basic of tasks. You've sent out mail before.
Harry: Nope.
Dick: Well, you've stapled before.
Harry: I have not.
Dick: Well, surely you've used a paper clip.
Harry: Oh, you mean those cotton things you put in your ears?
Dick: Harry, how many fingers am I holding up?
Harry: Two.
Dick: You're hired.
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Harry: So, Dick, you know what I overheard at the water cooler?
Dick: What?
Harry: That there's this weird guy hanging around the water cooler.
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Dick: Harry, get out here. Now! Why is my out box full?
Harry: Because the mail just came in.
Dick: Well, why did you put it in the out box?
Harry: Because it came out of the mail.
Dick: And why is my letter to the Dean in the inbox?
Harry: Uh, well, the Dean won't be back till tomorrow, but once he's in, the in goes out.
Dick: Harry, things in the out box are going out.
Harry: Well, why don't we just get one big box? That way we'll put everything in there. I mean, that's 50% less box.
Dick: That's not how it's done. Harry, anyone with half a brain could do this job. What is your problem?
Harry: Dick?
Dick: Yes.
Harry: Talk to the hand.