Dick Quote #496
Quote from Dick in Dickmalion
Tommy: Great news. I am now the coolest punk in school.
Dick: Well, congratulations! What did you do?
Tommy: I got suspended for setting off the fire alarm.
Dick: They suspended you for that?! You saved hundreds of lives!
Tommy: No, no, no. That's the best part. There was no fire.
Dick: Tommy, this is outrageous! The next time you set off a fire alarm, you damn well better start a fire first!
Tommy: I can never do anything right for you, now can I?
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘Dickmalion’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Nina: So, how was your party? Did you play "pin the tail on the Bentley"?
Dick: [sighs] No, no. Mostly we just played "pin the cheese on the cracker."
Nina: Mmm exciting party, huh?
Dick: Exciting? It was awful. I had a two-hour conversation with someone about Cornish gay men.
Nina: Are you sure it wasn't "Cornish game hen?"
Dick: That's what I said, "Cornish gay men." Aren't you listening?
Quote from Sally
Dick: Now, Sally, they already adore me. But you must strive to be accepted by these people.
Sally: Accepted? Have you forgotten how hot I am? I mean, good looking women are accepted at more places than American Express. I could belch the alphabet and men with PhDs would be asking me to tutor their kids.
Quote from Mary
Nina: What she means is you live on the wrong side of the tracks.
Mary: That's not what I'm saying... out loud.
Dick: What?
Mary: Well, it's just that I've tried so hard to get these people to accept me that I don't want to invite them to my boyfriend's attic with his unusual brother and angry Amazon sister in the heart of the meat packing district. No offense.
Dick: No, none taken.
Nina: Or understood.