Dick Quote #489
Quote from Dick in Dickmalion
Mary: Oh, Nina, call the florist and tell them no carnations. I want those flowers that look like bird's heads with a stick stuck in its eye. You know, the good ones?
Dick: Why? What's going on?
Nina: Oh, she's having some big affair.
Dick: Wh- You tramp!
Mary: Oh! Dick, it's a catered affair.
Dick: You're cheating on me and your diet?!
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‘Dickmalion’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Dick: Now, Sally, they already adore me. But you must strive to be accepted by these people.
Sally: Accepted? Have you forgotten how hot I am? I mean, good looking women are accepted at more places than American Express. I could belch the alphabet and men with PhDs would be asking me to tutor their kids.
Quote from Dick
Nina: So, how was your party? Did you play "pin the tail on the Bentley"?
Dick: [sighs] No, no. Mostly we just played "pin the cheese on the cracker."
Nina: Mmm exciting party, huh?
Dick: Exciting? It was awful. I had a two-hour conversation with someone about Cornish gay men.
Nina: Are you sure it wasn't "Cornish game hen?"
Dick: That's what I said, "Cornish gay men." Aren't you listening?
Quote from Mary
Nina: What she means is you live on the wrong side of the tracks.
Mary: That's not what I'm saying... out loud.
Dick: What?
Mary: Well, it's just that I've tried so hard to get these people to accept me that I don't want to invite them to my boyfriend's attic with his unusual brother and angry Amazon sister in the heart of the meat packing district. No offense.
Dick: No, none taken.
Nina: Or understood.