Dick Quote #456

Quote from Dick in Same Old Song and Dick

Dick: Okay, I know this is silly, but do you think Mary would jump in the truck of some rugged, bridge-loving photographer?
Tommy: Aah, probably.
Dick: [chokes] How can you say that?!
Sally: Because your relationship is so boring!
Dick: Boring?! We're passionate, unpredictable. We're wild! Wild, I tell you! Just wild!
Sally: I mean, let's see tonight's Wednesday, you got to her house, you watch Jeopardy, then The Wheel.
Harry: 8:15 delivery from the Bamboo Garden.
Tommy: And two videos: Robert Redford and Pauly Shore. But which to watch first?
All: Hmm.
Dick: Pauly Shore! But not always! Okay, always.


 ‘Same Old Song and Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Mary

Dick: I don't want normal! I want ceaseless joy and never-ending passion like Romeo and Juliet!
Mary: They both wound up dead.
Dick: Antony and Cleopatra.
Mary: Dead.
Dick: That couple from Wuthering Heights.
Mary: Insane and dead.
Dick: F. Scott Fitzgerald and Zelda.
Mary: Drunk, insane and dead.
Dick: Tristan und Isolde.
Mary: Abgeschossen.
Dick: Ah-ha! Siegfried and Roy!
Mary: Okay, one.

Quote from Harry

Harry: No, Sally, no. I mean, I have a difficult job too. When- And- I think that you should shut up.
Sally: What is your job exactly?
Harry: I am the sponge. I know many things.
Sally: Like what, oh, great sponge?
Harry: Okay. Like how many bags of trash do our neighbors produce per week. What are Barney's friends names? His real friends. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a marble! You don't know, do you?
Tommy: Well, he's got you there.

 Dick Solomon Quotes

Quote from Fear and Loathing in Rutherford

Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.

Quote from Brains and Eggs

Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.