Tommy Quote #105
Quote from Tommy in A Dick on One Knee
Woman: Hi, can I help you with something?
Tommy: Yeah, my sister is getting married, she needs flowers.
Woman: Uh, anything in mind?
Tommy: Cheap.
Woman: Ah. You know what? I have a sample bouquet from a wedding we did yesterday. Something like this maybe?
Tommy: Yeah, yeah, that's nice, but it doesn't really, uh, pop, you know what I'm saying? I was thinking something maybe a little more like this and maybe a spray of these. Oh, these are great. Could you hand me the ribbon back there? No, the ivory. Let's see. Now this rocks.
Woman: Young man, you have quite a knack for this.
Tommy: Flowers, huh? Cool.
3rd Rock from the Sun Quotes
‘A Dick on One Knee’ Quotes
Quote from Sally
Dick: Lieutenant, aren't you forgetting something?
Sally: You're right, the wedding announcement.
Dick: No, no. The mission.
Sally: Dick, this is my mission. It's what women are supposed to do. Get married, have babies, hire total strangers to raise them and then wonder where they went wrong.
Quote from Harry
Mary: Oh, Dick, you shouldn't be embarrassed. Michel's the one who got arrested.
Sally: They got Michel! [all gasp]
Mary: Yeah, the guy from immigration. It was an ugly fight. The French tend to kick a lot when frightened.
Dick: Immigration?
Mary: Yeah, they said they'll be sending him back to France in the morning.
Dick: Of course, he's from another country!
Sally: That's why he's an alien.
Tommy: Alien from France.
Harry: Not a quivering purple tube from a distant galaxy sent to study humankind. [Sally slaps the back of Harry's head] What? I said "not."
Quote from Dick
Dick: 44 across. "Men are from Mars, women are from..." Let's see, five letters starting with V. Ah! "Vegas."