Dick Quote #403
Quote from Dick in Proud Dick
Dick: I don't understand. The university should have offered it to me first. I'm the star of the faculty. I'm the one whose brain everyone wants to dissect for science.
Nina: Right, for science.
Dick: I deserve it!
Mary: I have tenure!
Dick: Oh, tenure! I suppose if someone sticks around a third-rate university long enough, they'd have to recognize her lack of drive somehow.
Mary: Dick, you're overreacting.
Dick: I'm not overreacting. Overreacting would be going straight to the president of the university and telling him exactly how I feel.
Mary: Where are you going?
Dick: Straight to the president of the university and telling him exactly how I feel!
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Quote from Sally
Sally: All right, gentlemen, prepare yourself for a fancy feast.
Dick: Fancy feast? Can we afford that?
Sally: Yes, we can. Because while I was shopping today, I found this aisle in the back that had these unbelievable savings. Tuna, liver, and even seafood blend for you finicky types.
Tommy: Wait a minute. You're feeding us cat?
Sally: It's not cat, Tommy, it's salmon. There's just a picture of a cat on the label. The best part is, next to the food they had these adorable little gifts. Look.
Dick: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. I've never been happier in my life!
Sally: I was playing with it today, and it got stuck behind the refrigerator, and I went nuts trying to get it!
Quote from Dick
Dick: Hmm. I made the front page of the Daily Badgerian again.
Sally: What's it say? "Physics professor calls Einstein 'idiot', proclaims self much smarter."
Quote from Harry
Harry: No sofa? That's weird. Mmm. High Commander's log book. Well, this sounds interesting. January 9th. "We have successfully assumed human form and have tricked the earthlings into thinking that we are of their species." Oh, my God! They're aliens!