Dick Quote #355
Quote from Dick in World's Greatest Dick
Dr. Menard: I have never seen such reprehensible behavior.
Dick: I know. I don't blame you if you have to expel Tommy.
Dr. Menard: Dr. Solomon, we still consider Tommy Pickney material. It is you who are banned from the Pickney.
Dick: I'm banned? Well, guess what. Tommy didn't even want to come to this robot factory outlet. I made him. Me, me, me! And now I'm putting him back in a real school where he can be himself, the kind of school where kids aren't judged on how well they test or how much they know, where they aren't judged at all, where they have the freedom to stay faceless and nameless from K through 12, carrying their diplomas straight through the Golden Arches and on into their waiting McJobs! Come on, Tommy. We're going home.
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Quote from Sally
Dick: What is it about the father-son relationship that makes communication so difficult? Is it the father using his son to make good on his unfulfilled dreams? Or is it the son defining himself by rejecting his father?
Sally: It's neither. It's both. It's men.
Dick: And how did you acquire this new expertise?
Tommy: Oh, yeah. What happened with Glenn?
Sally: Well, remember when we said that two sexes must be so limiting? I think Glenn found a loophole.
Quote from Mrs. Dubcek
Mrs. Dubcek: Sally. There's something I have to tell you about your boyfriend. He cooks, he loves the arts, he wears great shoes, and he's single.
Sally: Yeah. What's your point?
Mrs. Dubcek: Sally, marry this man.
Quote from Dick
Mary: Dick, did you see this article about Tommy in the paper?
Dick: Tommy, my son, the child genius?
Mary: Yes, that Tommy.
Dick: "Finest to compete in Pickney's Knowledge Bowl. Smartest kid expected to win. ..." Ah, here it is. "Tommy's father, Dr. Dick Solomon, physics professor at nearby Pendelton University, reminds people that genius is 1% perspiration and 99% brilliant father." You don't think I overstated my influence, do you?
Mary: No.