Leon Quote #12

Quote from Leon in Dick the Vote

Bug: Well, sir, we just want to pay you the proper respects.
Leon: Yeah, we didn't know.
Dick: Know what?
Leon: About your family connections, Don Solomon.
Dick: Oh, it's that stupid ad. It's a complete and utter lie. I would hope you people would know better. Good, because I've had all I can take of this election foolishness. [the class scream as Dick pulls a microscope out of his bag] Oh! This is ridiculous! Your political system is a sham! It's nothing but lies and propaganda. Look what it's done to you. You can't even tell who's good or bad or right or wrong. Give me science. At least with physics, you know when you have the right answer.
Leon: I never do.
Bug: Cannoli?

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 ‘Dick the Vote’ Quotes

Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Sally: Hey, Mrs. Dubcek. You want a button?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah! I'm glad Harry is standing up for good old-fashioned family values. You could learn from this lesson, Sally. Never date a guy if he's not good to his wife and kids.

Quote from Harry

Harry: Thank you, fellow Rutherford...onian...ites. Anyway, I'm here because of all you people. Men, women. Of course, if I had my way, there'd be, like, a lot more women. Hey, you know, on any given day, I see maybe one, two women, tops. I want to see more women. Everywhere I go, more women.
Judith: More women in the workplace, yes!
Harry: Okay. Vote Harry S. Solomon. The "S" stands for know-how. I'm sorry, snow-how.

Quote from Harry

Mary: I can't believe you're voting against your own brother.
Dick: Ha! Just watch me.
Harry: Dick! You're not going to vote for me? Well, that hurts. And I know because I feel your pain. [gives a thumbs up with his left hand] But Harry Solomon is not worried because Harry Solomon knows that Harry Solomon can win. [holds up his right fist, clenching a pencil]
Dick: Oh! How can you possibly win?
Harry: Because Harry Solomon appeals to both sides. [holds up both hands]