Dick Quote #325

Quote from Dick in Dick the Vote

Harry: Council? According to my civics class, that's government.
Sally: Oh! Oh, this is big. This is big. We do not want to get involved in this.
Dick: This will allow us to get on the inside, see how it works.
Sally: What about our vow not to alter the course of the planet?
Dick: Please. It's only politics. We dive in, master it, grab a few votes, get a little action. Nobody gets hurt. Harry, call those people back and tell them you'll run.
Harry: You're the boss.
Dick: Sally, Tommy, you advise Harry on his campaign. I'm going to register to vote.
Sally: Shouldn't we all vote?
Dick: No. We don't want to arouse suspicion. One in four seems right.

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 ‘Dick the Vote’ Quotes

Quote from Mrs. Dubcek

Sally: Hey, Mrs. Dubcek. You want a button?
Mrs. Dubcek: Yeah! I'm glad Harry is standing up for good old-fashioned family values. You could learn from this lesson, Sally. Never date a guy if he's not good to his wife and kids.

Quote from Harry

Harry: Thank you, fellow Rutherford...onian...ites. Anyway, I'm here because of all you people. Men, women. Of course, if I had my way, there'd be, like, a lot more women. Hey, you know, on any given day, I see maybe one, two women, tops. I want to see more women. Everywhere I go, more women.
Judith: More women in the workplace, yes!
Harry: Okay. Vote Harry S. Solomon. The "S" stands for know-how. I'm sorry, snow-how.

Quote from Harry

Mary: I can't believe you're voting against your own brother.
Dick: Ha! Just watch me.
Harry: Dick! You're not going to vote for me? Well, that hurts. And I know because I feel your pain. [gives a thumbs up with his left hand] But Harry Solomon is not worried because Harry Solomon knows that Harry Solomon can win. [holds up his right fist, clenching a pencil]
Dick: Oh! How can you possibly win?
Harry: Because Harry Solomon appeals to both sides. [holds up both hands]