Dick Quote #316
Quote from Dick in Much Ado About Dick
Sally: Because I can make a difference.
Dick: I'm sorry, Lieutenant, but I forbid it.
Sally: Why?
Dick: Because you will make a difference. Say you clean up Rutherford. What's next?
Sally: Cleveland.
Dick: Exactly. Then you clean up Ohio.
Sally: That's the plan.
Dick: Soon, the entire Midwest is crime-free. What's going to happen to all those people whose income depends on crime? The lawyers, the insurance companies, the 11:00 news? Hell, the entire FOX network? There are worldwide implications here. And we're not supposed to interfere with life on this planet.
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‘Much Ado About Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Mary: No. Stop it.
Dick: We're not in the office.
Mary: Behave yourself.
Dick: Let's go back in the car.
Mary: No.
Dick: Not in the car, not in the bar, not in the house, not up your blouse. I cannot touch you here or there. I cannot touch you anywhere.
Quote from Harry
Tommy: Harry, I need a ride.
Harry: No.
Tommy: You know, I outrank you.
Harry: Oh. Well, in that case, no, sir.
Tommy: Please? Just give me a ride.
Harry: Look, come on. Can't you see that I'm busy? What, is it too much to ask for a little time for Harry?
Tommy: I'll tell you what. If the roadrunner wins this next one, you take me. But if he doesn't, I'll never ask you again.
Harry: Okay, you're on. I've seen this next scheme before, and it's far too brilliant to fail twice. [falling sound on TV] Let's go.
Quote from Sally
Sally: What's this? [picks up parking ticket] I won. I won $150!