Dick Quote #311

Quote from Dick in Much Ado About Dick

Mary: Oh, Dick.
Dick: Oh, Mary.
Mary: We mustn't do this here.
Dick: Yes, we must do it.
Mary: We can't!
Dick: We can. I measured.
Mary: Oh! I have an early class tomorrow.
Sally: You hear what she said, Dick? She's got an early class tomorrow.
Dick: Will you be quiet? Can't you see I'm trying to get to second base here?

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 ‘Much Ado About Dick’ Quotes

Quote from Dick

Mary: No. Stop it.
Dick: We're not in the office.
Mary: Behave yourself.
Dick: Let's go back in the car.
Mary: No.
Dick: Not in the car, not in the bar, not in the house, not up your blouse. I cannot touch you here or there. I cannot touch you anywhere.

Quote from Harry

Tommy: Harry, I need a ride.
Harry: No.
Tommy: You know, I outrank you.
Harry: Oh. Well, in that case, no, sir.
Tommy: Please? Just give me a ride.
Harry: Look, come on. Can't you see that I'm busy? What, is it too much to ask for a little time for Harry?
Tommy: I'll tell you what. If the roadrunner wins this next one, you take me. But if he doesn't, I'll never ask you again.
Harry: Okay, you're on. I've seen this next scheme before, and it's far too brilliant to fail twice. [falling sound on TV] Let's go.

Quote from Sally

Sally: What's this? [picks up parking ticket] I won. I won $150!