Tommy Quote #76
Quote from Tommy in Big Angry Virgin from Outer Space
Tommy: August, are you okay?
August: I'll be all right. Fortunately, the hamster didn't have rabies.
Tommy: Uh. The hamster?
August: The hamster that bit my nose off. Yes, that's right, Tommy, my nose is gone. So, I suppose you want your ring back.
Tommy: Uh... well, no. Uh... can't they, like, stick it back on somehow?
August: And that would be the only way you'd continue to see me? With my nose back, that is?
Tommy: No, I didn't say that. Uh... uh... I guess we'll just work through this whole nose thing together. [August goes to rip her Band-aid off] No!
August: Surprise! I never should have doubted you, Tommy. [they hug]
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Harry: Oh, I'm sorry.
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Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Personally, I think Dick's going a little overboard with the whole thing. You have to realize making love to Mr. Randell is your decision.
Sally: You're right. I'll do it. I mean, what do I have to lose except my virginity? Good-bye, Mr. Hymen.
Tommy: You're firing our accountant? Oh.
Quote from Sally
Dick: You know, I feel sorry for you. I mean, this afternoon, I'm going shopping for drapes with Dr. Albright, and you'll be alone. And tomorrow I'm taking Dr. Albright to the recycling center, and you'll be alone.
Sally: The way I look at it, Dick, I'm embarking on an adventure. I mean, the dating world is like a huge food court for me, and I can take my little red tray anywhere I like.
Dick: I don't follow.
Sally: Well, you see, Dick, it's like, with you, you know you're going to have grilled cheese every day, day after day after day after day. But me, tonight I might go Italian. Tomorrow, Greek. Next week, who knows? Mexican, Chinese...
Harry: Hot dog on a stick.