Dick Quote #1567
Quote from Dick in There's No Business Like Dick Business
Dick: How's the house tonight?
Sally: Maybe you should look through the curtain.
Dick: Garlic for lunch. How considerate.
Sally: Well, I suppose you skipped lunch so you could chew the scenery.
Dick: Showbiz lingo. Did you find that in your How to Perform On Stage book? Because maybe you should start with the chapter entitled "How to Perform On Stage."
Sally: That's sweet. Maybe you should start with the chapter entitled "Don't Do Card Tricks If They're Gonna Reflect Off Your Big, Sweaty Forehead."
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Quote from Don
Don: Mary, this a composite sketch of your assailant, based on all the eyewitness accounts.
Mary: Why is his head so big? Why is he holding a tennis racquet?
Don: Well, the department can't afford a full-time sketch artist, so we had the caricature guy from the birthday party do it.
Sally: He also did a great one of Don as a cowboy.
Don: Yeah.
Quote from Judith
Mary: I'm really excited about this class. I think learning self-defense will come in handy.
Judith: Indeed, Mary. I am so tired of going to the bars and being groped by every straight man in Rutherford.
Quote from Don
Mary: Harry, we've been out here for two hours. What are we doing?
Harry: I told you, Albright. We're taking back the park.
Judith: From whom?
Harry: From him. That's the guy who stole Albright's purse.
Mary: Really?
Don: I don't know, Mary. He's not carrying a tennis racket and his head's a normal size.