Dick Quote #1484
Quote from Dick in InDickscretion
Dick: Well, Mary likes to chase me around the bed wearing nothing but a tribal fertility mask and a small square of burlap. Guess where? Not there.
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Quote from Harry
Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.
Quote from Nina
Mary: Nina, what are you looking for?
Nina: It's Wednesday, and Dr. Solomon get's all bent out of shape if the angry eyes aren't in his Mr. Potato Man.
Mary: You shouldn't have to do things like that for Dick. That's degrading.
Nina: And it's not degrading to go out with him?
Dick: [enters] Nina, it's Wednesday. Where are the angry eyes? [Nina glares at Dick] Oh, there they are.
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Quote from Fear and Loathing in Rutherford
Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.
Quote from Brains and Eggs
Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.