TV Quotes

Harry: Well, I'm going with ya. Because I, too, have a wanderlust inspired by a different book.
Tommy: You do?
Harry: Indeed. And one day far from here, you and I will point our fingers at that bespectacled man with the sock hat and proudly say, "There's Waldo!"
Tommy: Harry, Waldo's a fictional character.
Harry: Ah, then it will be that much sweeter... when we find him.

Mary: Nina, what are you looking for?
Nina: It's Wednesday, and Dr. Solomon get's all bent out of shape if the angry eyes aren't in his Mr. Potato Man.
Mary: You shouldn't have to do things like that for Dick. That's degrading.
Nina: And it's not degrading to go out with him?
Dick: [enters] Nina, it's Wednesday. Where are the angry eyes? [Nina glares at Dick] Oh, there they are.

Strudwick: You know, it's funny. I used to bring these creamers home to Alissa. She'd have little tea parties with her stuffed animals. They grow up quick, don't they?
Dick: Yeah. I can remember when Tommy didn't even know how to wipe his own butt. Then he figured it out all on his own. And taught me.

Mary: For future reference, I have a red Volvo.
Dick: [gasps] Please, Dr. Albright! We barely know each other.