Dick Quote #1435
Quote from Dick in Dick Solomon's Day Off
Dick: Well, I wasn't real honest about being sick and everything, but it all turned out pretty well for me.
Sally: Wait. You said that the chancellor took away all your sick days.
Dick: Yeah, but he gave me six "mental health" days. And they're mandatory.
Tommy: Six mental health days? What are you gonna do?
Dick: Well, I'm required to see a doctor in the morning, but in the afternoon, I'm gonna go back to the go-cart track. I'm gonna try to jump the hay bales and take that baby out onto the open road.
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‘Dick Solomon's Day Off’ Quotes
Quote from Dick
Dick: What if I were to call in sick?
Sally: But you're not.
Dick: I know.
Harry: You've gone mad.
Dick: But it would be so easy.
Tommy: Dick, if it were so easy, don't you think somebody would have tried it already?
Dick: Look, someone had to be the first person to turn a corncob into a pipe.
Sally: Taking a sick day when you're not really sick? Sounds like a crime to me.
Dick: It's not a crime. It's the crime of the century.
Harry: That's brilliant! Turning a corncob into a pipe!
Quote from Sally
Don: Are you sure, Sally? 'Cause I could have sworn I left it here.
Sally: What did you say it was again? A radio station?
Don: A radio scanner.
Tommy: Is that like a CAT scanner?
Harry: No, I think if there was a CAT scan machine in here, we'd know about it.
Don: Just keep your eyes open. Let me know if you find it.
Sally: Okay, we will, Don. And I hope you find your cat.
Quote from Nina
Nina: You know, I'm not feeling too great. If it's okay with you, I'm gonna go home and get into bed.
Mary: Oh, of course it's okay with me. And if you don't feel well tomorrow, don't bother coming in.
Dick: Whoa, whoa, whoa! She can't stay home tomorrow. It's a workday. I want you to feel better, Nina, but coffee doesn't just magically float into my cup.
Nina: I'll leave some coffee in the machine.
Dick: No, no, no. I don't drink day-old coffee.
Nina: Yes, you do. [exits]