Tommy Quote #60
Quote from Tommy in Father Knows Dick
Dick: Of course Harry needs a father. I should have seen it. Well, I can fill those shoes. I'm pretending to be your father. Of course, I may have to neglect you for awhile.
Tommy: I know. I don't mind. You're a terrible father, anyway.
Dick: Well, you're a lousy son.
Tommy: I'm old and set in my ways.
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‘Father Knows Dick’ Quotes
Quote from Harry
Harry: Hey, what about me?
Dick: Well, what about you?
Harry: Well, that's my point. I mean, you're the High Commander, and she's in charge of security. He's the information officer. What am I?
Dick: Well, you're... you're Harry.
Harry: Oh, sure, I got the fancy title, but what do I do? What am I good at?
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Yeah, all this romance talk makes me want to call my girlfriend. [picks up Harry's arm] Hey, Harry, can you give me a dial tone? [laughs]
Harry: Well, aren't we witty. Let me ask you this. Has the Big Giant Head ever called us?
Dick: Not yet.
Tommy: Well, how will we know when he does?
Dick: Well, when the Big Giant Head calls, Harry will suddenly go blank and stare off into space.
Tommy: Like I said, how will we know when he does?
Quote from Dick
Dick: I wasn't going to say this. Harry, you've got a thing in your head.
Harry: A thing?
Dick: A cranial micro-receiver chip.
Harry: In my head?
Dick: Yes, but it's not in the part you use. It's in your brain.