Dick Quote #225
Quote from Dick in Father Knows Dick
Dick: Bug, tell me about your father.
Bug: My father? Very strict. It didn't matter that I was the youngest. When I'd act up, he'd give me his belt.
Dick: You wore the same size?
Bug: As punishment, he'd put me over his knee and give me a whooping.
Dick: So he gave you a whooping and a belt?
Bug: Uh, with a belt.
Dick: And then he gave you the belt?
Bug: Um... yeah.
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Quote from Harry
Harry: Hey, what about me?
Dick: Well, what about you?
Harry: Well, that's my point. I mean, you're the High Commander, and she's in charge of security. He's the information officer. What am I?
Dick: Well, you're... you're Harry.
Harry: Oh, sure, I got the fancy title, but what do I do? What am I good at?
Quote from Tommy
Tommy: Yeah, all this romance talk makes me want to call my girlfriend. [picks up Harry's arm] Hey, Harry, can you give me a dial tone? [laughs]
Harry: Well, aren't we witty. Let me ask you this. Has the Big Giant Head ever called us?
Dick: Not yet.
Tommy: Well, how will we know when he does?
Dick: Well, when the Big Giant Head calls, Harry will suddenly go blank and stare off into space.
Tommy: Like I said, how will we know when he does?
Quote from Dick
Dick: Okay, tomorrow there will be a pop quiz on the effects of thermal dynamics. Remember, it's a pop quiz. If you study, I'll know!